Coffee break
My coffee and I have a strong working relationship. It does the work.
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Cat people
My cat scheduled a meeting on my keyboard. Attendance was mandatory.
Birthday card
Another year wiser. The candles have requested evidence.
Book lovers
I opened a book to unwind. Now I am booked for the evening.
Bread lovers
The bread asked for a raise. The yeast took it seriously.
Game day
Our baseball team brought a ladder. We were told to aim for the big leagues.
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